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please note that the performance rights to The Year That Metropolis Saved Christmas are held in perpetuity by Metropolis Collectibles and are available for performance by little theaters, schools, churches, and prison theater groups for an extortionate and frankly laughable fee -- inquire with our theatrical agents, Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, who can be reached by waiting patiently near the dumpster behind the Cracker Barrell with a suitcase full of unmarked small bills

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